I don’t get the sparkling part (probally cause i have never read the book or seen the movie) but I do have to agree that this new wave of vampire is quite faggoty.
In the Twilight series, vampires do not burn up or explode or something like that when exposed to sunlight. Instead, they sparkle. Yes, you heard me. They sparkle.
As I understand it (I didn’t see the movie nor read the books too), in this book/movie series, the so-called vampires can walk in sunlight but if they do they reveal themselves because they… sparkle… O.o
Well, first and foremost, i don’t like this new vampire wave. At All.
That said: cutting their heads off and/or burning them to ashes still seems to be viable options to kill a “new wave vampire” to me.
oh, come oooon. I know we should fight homophobia and all, but I’m fully bisexual (currently in a same-sex relationship) and don’t find it in the least offensive. it’s funny, ’s all. relax
LOL!!!
i love both the film and books, anne rice stuff is way better than twilight saga though,
i find it funny when i find this kinda stuff
I love this comixed for sure lol
awesome!!
=D
Back on the Anne Rice Vampires’ time, that was just a decade ago!!, the Queer Vampire was so imponent and stylish, it had its mysterious and emo side too, but it was still great, gothic, it still contained the spirit of Dracula.
Nowadays shit it pure teenage-ish fantasies of the “perfect man”, sparkly and immortal.
Vampires (Strictly from Literature, I’m not a nuttjob that actually thinks Vampires exist, like some Twi-fags) from my time wanted to FUCK YOU AND KILL YOU for Christ’s Sake!
And none of that shit about having mutant halfbreeds and getting married.
“… and none of that shit about having mutant halfbreeds…”
You’re forgetting legends of dhampirs, aren’t you? Half-human, half-vampire, they oft have the powers of vampires but not so much the weaknesses (or so I’ve heard). They’re often used to hunt-down vampires since they’re supposed to be seriously pwn in tracking them down.
And that’s your unneccessary lesson of the day! =D
“Some traditions specify signs by which the children of a vampire can be recognized. Serbian legends state they have a large head with untamed dark or black hair and lack a shadow.[4]; in Bulgarian folklore, possible indications include being “very dirty”, snub-nosed or even noseless, having a soft body, no nails and bones (the latter physical peculiarity is also ascribed to the vampire itself), and “a deep mark on the back, like a tail”. In contrast, a pronounced nose was often a sign, as were larger than normal ears, teeth or eyes. According to J. Gordon Melton, from his book, The Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead, in some areas, a true dhampir possessed a “slippery, jelly-like body and lived only a short life—a belief that vampires have no bones.”"
Yeah, they sound awesome. Dirty with big ears and a jelly bod.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with actually doing the whole “oh FUCK it’s a goodamned vampire that is snaking on my fucking neck while feeding my intestines out of my chest like hemp rope!!!!!”…? They used to be badass, like in 30 days of night, not some fuckwad that would be too angsty and shit to actually do what they are SUPPOSED to do, and that is fuck shit up and do it with style.
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I don’t get the sparkling part (probally cause i have never read the book or seen the movie) but I do have to agree that this new wave of vampire is quite faggoty.
In the Twilight series, vampires do not burn up or explode or something like that when exposed to sunlight. Instead, they sparkle. Yes, you heard me. They sparkle.
Yeah basically Edward just sparkles when he’s in the sunlight. -_-
And they can sunbathe.
As I understand it (I didn’t see the movie nor read the books too), in this book/movie series, the so-called vampires can walk in sunlight but if they do they reveal themselves because they… sparkle… O.o
Fun comixed btw
So how the fuck are you susposed to kill them?
Feed them a salami sandwich?
(apparently he’s a vegan…)
word on teh street is play a game of baseball with them
Well, first and foremost, i don’t like this new vampire wave. At All.
That said: cutting their heads off and/or burning them to ashes still seems to be viable options to kill a “new wave vampire” to me.
Twilight is an awful show, but this is homophobic (i.e. really offensive & juvenile).
The internet was born from the two principles of homophobia and shattered dreams. Just ask 4chan.
congratulations your comment is a WIN
stfu crybaby, everything on the internet is offensive. get over it.
oh, come oooon. I know we should fight homophobia and all, but I’m fully bisexual (currently in a same-sex relationship) and don’t find it in the least offensive. it’s funny, ’s all. relax
Yes I agree, it IS homophobic, it IS juvenile, and absolutely it IS offensive…
and it IS even Madness, I’m a Madman!!!!
And after all IT IS ROFL!!!!! (kick him into the well)
So you’re telling me a gay guy wouldn’t want to do all three of these vampires?
I second the new vampire shit is gay!!
LOL!!!
i love both the film and books, anne rice stuff is way better than twilight saga though,
i find it funny when i find this kinda stuff
I love this comixed for sure lol
awesome!!
=D
I think they would ave a bit more to say than it’s an accomplishment..more like an embarrassment to all vampires lol
Back on the Anne Rice Vampires’ time, that was just a decade ago!!, the Queer Vampire was so imponent and stylish, it had its mysterious and emo side too, but it was still great, gothic, it still contained the spirit of Dracula.
Nowadays shit it pure teenage-ish fantasies of the “perfect man”, sparkly and immortal.
Vampires (Strictly from Literature, I’m not a nuttjob that actually thinks Vampires exist, like some Twi-fags) from my time wanted to FUCK YOU AND KILL YOU for Christ’s Sake!
And none of that shit about having mutant halfbreeds and getting married.
“… and none of that shit about having mutant halfbreeds…”
You’re forgetting legends of dhampirs, aren’t you? Half-human, half-vampire, they oft have the powers of vampires but not so much the weaknesses (or so I’ve heard). They’re often used to hunt-down vampires since they’re supposed to be seriously pwn in tracking them down.
And that’s your unneccessary lesson of the day! =D
like Blade
Dhampir
“Some traditions specify signs by which the children of a vampire can be recognized. Serbian legends state they have a large head with untamed dark or black hair and lack a shadow.[4]; in Bulgarian folklore, possible indications include being “very dirty”, snub-nosed or even noseless, having a soft body, no nails and bones (the latter physical peculiarity is also ascribed to the vampire itself), and “a deep mark on the back, like a tail”. In contrast, a pronounced nose was often a sign, as were larger than normal ears, teeth or eyes. According to J. Gordon Melton, from his book, The Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead, in some areas, a true dhampir possessed a “slippery, jelly-like body and lived only a short life—a belief that vampires have no bones.”"
Yeah, they sound awesome. Dirty with big ears and a jelly bod.
Missing an “of” in the last picture. ? :/
yeah i Know, i just realized that it wasn’t there when it was already on vote…
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with actually doing the whole “oh FUCK it’s a goodamned vampire that is snaking on my fucking neck while feeding my intestines out of my chest like hemp rope!!!!!”…? They used to be badass, like in 30 days of night, not some fuckwad that would be too angsty and shit to actually do what they are SUPPOSED to do, and that is fuck shit up and do it with style.
They think Edward Cullen is hot? No. Just… no. Too faggoty.
Those other dudes, however… very attractive! Especially in the bottom panel.
Good concept here, but terrible follow-through. You only have room for a few brief sentences. Choose your words carefully, and proofread.